If I ran the world, things would be a little bit different 'round these parts. Specifically:
*Immunizations would come in the form of delicious, watermelon-flavored suckers instead of sharp pointy needles. And I'd never have to pull another bloody, Donald Duck-covered Band-Aid off my poor, sweet baby's thighs again.
*Screw three day weekends; I'd just reverse the whole system. 5 days of weekend, 2 days of work week.
*There would be fairies. Lots of them. The bedtime fairy would bathe kids, brush their teeth, and put them to sleep. The laundry fairy would wash, dry, fold, repeat. The foot rub fairy would...well, that one's pretty self explanatory.
*The combination of poop and a diaper would cause a magical chemical reaction that would turn the whole darn mess into solid gold. The downside is that my kid's pants would weigh a ton several times a day. The upside is that I'd never try to pawn off changing him on anyone else ever again.
*I'd find a way to bottle the joy in my baby's smiles and laughs, and the result would be like the fountain of youth. That way being a mother could keep me young instead of giving me gray hairs, an achy back, and a faulty memory.
What about you? What would the world look like if you were in charge?